Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
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making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
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Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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