yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
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Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
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The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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