We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
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I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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