What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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