we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
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I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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