Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
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This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
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I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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