ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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