grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
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Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
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we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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