She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
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Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
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I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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