Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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