Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
We need to rekindle our bromance
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
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STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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