just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Randomize
