Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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