Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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