I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
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Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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