But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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