Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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