Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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