Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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