I'm jealous of your bromance
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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