Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
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YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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