whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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