when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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