You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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