Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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