Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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