Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
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holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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