Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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