yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
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He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
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Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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