I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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