Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
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Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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