but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
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got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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