The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
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he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
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At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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