love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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