Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
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Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
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he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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