I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
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repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
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Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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