I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!