love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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