Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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