I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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