The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
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Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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