Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
We had to coat check the pizza.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
So. Much. Porn.
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