I can't watch pbs sober anymore
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
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Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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