Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
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Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
This is my gift to your gina
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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