Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
