i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
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You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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