Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Every concussion has its silver lining
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
