He is such a slut. More and more my type.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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