Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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