Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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