apparently the secret to your success is patron
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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