STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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