I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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