We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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