This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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