my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
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What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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