wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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