I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
they're like a gay fantastic four
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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