Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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