another moral hangover. fuck.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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