I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Actions speak louder than pants.
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You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
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I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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